you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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