I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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