He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
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