it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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