the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
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