My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Randomize
