I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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