When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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