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(505): View more from New Mexico

And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.

(571): View more from Virginia

define virginity.

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(650): View more from California

you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"

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(347): View more from New York

i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...

(404): View more from Georgia

sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules

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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.

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(720): View more from Colorado

I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy

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(732): View more from New Jersey

He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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(518): View more from New York

Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.

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