I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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