My first STD was from a foam party
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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