But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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