Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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