I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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