Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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