Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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