Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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