since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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