$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Sitting next to a girl in the computer cluster who just googled syphilis symtoms, started crying & got up and left. My life suddenly seems better.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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