she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
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