Can Purell be used as lube?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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