The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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