I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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