the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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