we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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