But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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