I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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