Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
