Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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