dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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