i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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