I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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