If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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