i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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