his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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