you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
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