Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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