shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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