where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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