Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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