It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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