Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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