I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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