we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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