I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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