Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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