Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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