Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Less talking, more tequila
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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