nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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