is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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