When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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