okay pat passed out under dana's car
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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