talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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