Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I forget how to act sober
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
