This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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